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With most of the blogosphere chuckling at the news that Iran has ‘detained’ 14 spying squirrels, blogolob decided to dig deeper.

In an exclusive interview with a British Intelligence source who has requested that he not be named, blogolob has learnt that specially trained spy squirrels were indeed sent into Iran but, even more astonishingly, the British military sent in giant badgers to eliminate further squirrels that had been sent into Southern Iraq but had been ‘turned’ by al Qaeda animal training cells.

The squirrels sent into Iran had been trained to detect nuclear facilities and to indicate their locations using trails of radioactive acorns. Our source admitted that 14 of the squirrels have been intercepted by a crack Iranian counter-squirrel unit but had this message for the Iranian president:

“We sent 15 trained squirrels, Ahmadinejad. One of them is still out there.”

Meanwhile, of the Iraqi squirrels, our source admitted:

“We had not expected al Qaeda to have such sophisticated squirrel turning technology but we believe the equipment was obtained in the US. We had to send in the honey badgers but were not fully prepared for the consequences. The badgers were trained to go after the squirrels, we didn’t expect them to terrorize the Iraqi population. Still, we had no choice - the squirrels knew too much.”

Meanwhile, the mechanism by which the squirrels were ‘turned’ has been revealed to blogolob and we have published a video below.

Warning: the following video contains graphic images of squirrel turning that some people may find disturbing. Although no squirrels were actually hurt during the making of the video, some of them were certainly disorientated and confused.

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